UPDATE ON SPONGEBOB PJ's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told everyone how I humourously bought a pair of female spongebob pyjamas from Zellars on the advice of my annoying, lice-infested little sister! Well!!! It just so happens that my sister, while posessed by the demon spirit of Santa Claus, bought me a spongebob pyjama set FOR GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you all believe it?!?!?!?? I wear them religiously now! To the store, to the hospital, to the strip club - EVERYWHERE. And I never take them off. EVER. Not even to poo or make babies. If you can think of a better way of worshipping spongebob, I'd like to hear it!!!!!!!!!

My vagina fell off!!!

That's right everyone! I said it would happen one day.........I guess we all didn't expect that day would come so soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! While searching for my labia majora, I accidentally hit the left-most southern point of my vagina and it fell on the ground and shattered. It was VERY sad. I hope you can all help me mourn for my poor little v-machine. LOOK! IT'S BOLD! NEATO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Italicize me baby!!!!!!!!!!!

Spongebob Pyjamas for GIRLS ONLY??? I don't think so!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha! Okay, so I went to Zellars last night with my sister to buy some envelope labels to send off to med schools in the states when what should I spy with my gorgeous little eye????? SPONGEBOB PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, they were for girls. But hen my sister said, "Mike, if you like them, just buy them!" So, on the advice of my sage little sis, I bought them!!!!!!!!! When I got them home, they fit sooooooo well! Especially around the booty! Every crease of my body undulated in a rhythmic fashion with every step I took. It was absolutely breathtaking!!!!!!!!

EXPLOSION! 

Me!!! 

Hello everyone!

Welcome to my demented and mentally disturbed world!!! This site shall be all about poo and babies, and possibly more poo. I'll be letting you know what's going on in my head day to day (if I care enough to post something everyday), and I'll also keep you posted about what's going on in my pants (i.e. new underwear, herpes, etc.). I'll TTYS!

Michael